Funny sms's of the day

aapka chehra

Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,
Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,
ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,
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“AMMI BHOOT”

Funny sms's of the day

dukaan dar

Bolaa dukaan-daar,ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge..

Funny sms's of the day

hathon main mobile

Kamaal Ke
Nakhre Tere
Ajib Tera
StYLe Hai…
Moun Dhone Ki Tameez Nahi Aur
Haatho Mein MOBILE Hai..

Funny sms's of the day

dillagi

Dil se hum dillagi kiya nahi karte,
Yeh dil kisi ko diya nahi karte.
Dil ko aapka Mobile Number pasand aa gaya,
warna Hum kisi ko itne SMS kiya nahi karte….

Funny sms's of the day

diya jalana

Virane main diya jalane se kya hoga,
Bujhi hui raakh main aag jalane se kya hoga,
Tujhe kabz hai isliye kuch nahi nikalta,
Ab bewaja zor lagane se kiya hoga.

Birthday SMSs

tuje upper bulayein gay

Tere gham me tarap k Mar Jayenge,
Mar GayeTo Tera Naam Le jaenge,
Rab ko keh k Tuje Bhi bulaenge,
aur Upper Sath Baith k KURKURE khayenge..

Funny sms's of the day

pyar karoo

Hawain kehti hain PYAR karo
fizain kehti hain PYAR karo
baharain kehti hain PYAR karo
or gharwaley kehtay hain k tum abi chotay ho INTIZAR karo….

Funny sms's of the day

jub shesha dekho tu laholawala parho

jub subah jago tu kalma tayaba parho.
jub pani peny lago tu bismillah parho.
jub mujhy dekho tu subhanallah parho.
jub shesha dekho tu laholawala parho

Funny sms's of the day

Nigahon ko nigahon se mila ker dekho

Nigahon ko nigahon se mila ker to dekho….,
dil ki bat ek bar bata ker to dekho…,
sab kareeb aney lagen ge teray…,
ek hafta lagatar NAHA ker to dekho..

Funny sms's of the day

JhOOLAY LaL

Chars piyo toh ankhein lal
kiss karo toh hont lal
late ghar aao toh Biwi lal
phone busy ho toh girlfrnd lal
pakray gaye toh puray lal
Bach gaye to JhOOLAY LaL

Birthday SMSs

your birthday today

I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don’t know to express my feelings in SMS

Birthday SMSs

happy birthday

H
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P
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B
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T
H
D
A
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2 U
&
May ALLAH Give U
H
A
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P
Y
LONG LIFE…………

Birthday SMSs

yes dear

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “Yes dear

Birthday SMSs

marriage degree

Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Birthday SMSs

Happy birth day

Today is your day
To shine your special day
To be the star
To
Let your friends applaud you for how wonderful you are
Happy birth dayb

Birthday SMSs

love and joy to you

In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you

Birthday SMSs

very happy birthday

Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday

Birthday SMSs

my feelings in SMS

I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don’t know to express my feelings in SMS.

Birthday SMSs

white as milk

Wishing u a day soft as silk…..
white as milk…..
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true….
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Birthday SMSs

Wish U A Very Happy B’DAy

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B’DAy

Birthday SMSs

Happy Birthday Brother

If lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother

Birthday SMSs

MANY HAPPY RETURNS… MY DEAR

A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA… START UR DAY WITH HER … SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS… MY DEAR

Birthday SMSs

Sunday Some like Monday

Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart

Birthday SMSs

birthday blessings

Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

Birthday SMSs

hope u share

Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday …….

Birthday SMSs

What it describes?

Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Birthday SMSs

2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Birthday SMSs

never ever forgets your birthday

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.”HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.

Birthday SMSs

happy returns of the day

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

Birthday SMSs

GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.

Birthday SMSs

birthday is the perfect day

Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a party… I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

Birthday SMSs

just another day

Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart

Birthday SMSs

lot of sugar

This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday

Birthday SMSs

Happy Birthday

Somebody up there loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!!

Birthday SMSs

Happy birthday

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more…
Happy birthday…

Friendship SMS's of the day

khush naseeb log

Dil k rishtay bhi ajeeb hote hain
Door reh kar bhe kareeb hotey hain
jo log ap ko roz dekhtain hain
woh log kitney khush naseeb hotey hain

Friendship SMS's of the day

majbooriya hain mere dost

Kismat par etabar kisko hain
Mil jaye khusi inkar kisko hain
Kuch majbooriya hain mere dost
Warana judai se pyar kisko hain

Friendship SMS's of the day

Doston ka shayad hi koi pataa hoga

Kal na phir ye samaa hoga,
Hum mein se kaun najaane kahaan hoga..?
Murjhaaye phool to mil jaenge kitaabon mein,
Par bicchde Doston ka shayad hi koi pataa hoga….

Friendship SMS's of the day

apna Dost kaha karte the

Kya zamaana tha,hum roz mila karte the;
Raat bhar chaand ke humraaz fira karte the..
Dekh kar jo chupchaap guzar jaate hain,
Kabhi us shakhs ko apna Dost kaha karte the….

Friendship SMS's of the day

zindagi hai aap ki dosti

Rishton ki kitaab ka cover hai dosti,
Dosti se bani hai hamari hasti,
Khoon ke rishton ki baat aap karte hain,
Hamare liye to zindagi hai aap ki dosti.

Friendship SMS's of the day

tere wo Dost hain

Hum wo nahi jo tujhe gham mein chhod denge,
Hum wo nahi jo tujhse naata tod denge…
Hum to tere wo Dost hain,
Jo agar teri saasein band ho,
to apni saasein jod denge…..

Friendship SMS's of the day

Dost se Mulaakaat

Karni Khuda se kuch fariyaad baaki hai,
Hamein unse kehni kuch baat baaki hai…
Maut aegi to kehna ruk,abhi apne Dost se
Mulaakaat baaki hai….

Friendship SMS's of the day

dosti nibhaynge

Wada to nahi karte dosti nibhaynge,
Koshish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayenge,
Zarurat pade to dilse pukarna,
Marte bhi honge to mohlat lekar aayenge

Friendship SMS's of the day

pyar iss dosti mei

Har koi pyar k liye tadapta hai….
Har koi pyar k liye rota hai….
Ae dost ye dosti sada kayam rakhna…
Kyunki sabse jyada pyar iss dosti mei he hota hai…

Friendship SMS's of the day

dost ki zaroorat

Geet ki zaroorat mehfil mein hoti hai
Pyar ki zaroorat dil mein hoti hai
Bin dosti ke adhuri hai yeh zindagi
Kyunki dost ki zaroorat har pal mehsus hoti hai

Friendship SMS's of the dayf

Dosti hume umar bhar chahiye.

Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye;
Dil hai beghar use ek Ghar chahiye
Bas yun hi saath chalte raho ae dost;
Yeh Dosti hume umar bhar chahiye.

Friendship SMS's of the day

Sara khel to dosti ka hai

Dost hai to Aansuo ki bhi shaan hoti hai,
Dost na ho to Mahfhil bhi Kabristaan hoti hai,
Sara khel to dosti ka hi hai,
Warna mayyat aur barat ek saman hoti hai.

Friendship SMS's of the day

Aap jaisa Ek dost Paaya

Zindagi me Jab Maayus hue Hum…..
To Socha k kya paaya kya khoya…….
Khone ka to hisaab na laga paaye…
Yaad raha to bas itna…ke…
Zindagi se bhi pyara..
Aap jaisa Ek dost Paaya…

Friendship SMS's of the day

sirf doston ke naam

Raatein gumnam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai,
Ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai.

Friendship SMS's of the day

Dosti shayad zindgi hoti hai

Dosti shayad zindgi hoti hai,
Jo har dil mein basi hoti hai,
Waise to jee lete hai sabhi akele magar,
Phir bhi zarurat inki har kisi ko hoti hai..!!

Friendship SMS's of the day

dosti mein dil ka tamasha

dosti mein dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata,
humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahi jata,
apne hisse ki khusiya bhi de du tujhe,
aye dost tera utra hua chehra dekha nahi jata.
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Friendship SMS's of the day

Tumse Pyar ho jaye

Log kehte hai ki itni Dosti mat karo,
ki dost Dil per sawar ho jaye..
Hum kehte hai - Dosti itni karo ,
ke Dusman ko bhi Tumse Pyar ho jaye…..!!!

Friendship SMS's of the day

DOSTI ki dastan

Jab DOSTI ki dastan waqt sunaye ga,
Hum ko bhi koi eik shaks yaad aye ga,Tab bhool jayein ge zaindagi k gumoon ko,
Jab aap k saath guzra waqt yaad aye ga!

Friendship SMS's of the day

dosti ki lakeer

Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein,
Aap bhi bhul jaoge Do-Chaar mulakaton mein,
Lekin humse bachkar kahan jaoge,
Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai mere haathon mein..

Friendship SMS's of the day

Sada Muskarate Raha Karo

Meri Ghaltiyon Ko Gina KaroMeri Larzishon Ko Chuna Karo
Ye Qadam Qadam Ki Hadood Kia
Mere Sath Sath Chala Karo
Main Khuley Mizaaj Ka Shakhs Hun
Main Takallufaat Se Hu Mawara
Ye Jo Meharbani Ka Lafz Hai
Isey Tum Na Mujh Se Kaha Karo
Ye Dua Hai Rabb-E-Kareem Say
Teri Tazgi Ko Khizan Na Ho
Ye Hawaen Tum Se Jala Karen
Sada Muskarate Raha Karo!….

Friendship SMS's of the day

purane dost

Mast hawa jab chalti hai to patte jhool jatey hain,
naye yaar jab milte hain to purane bhool jate hain,

Friendship SMS's of the day

tum CHAND jaisay ho

Is dost ka andaz kuch aisa hai,
Kya bataien k ab haal kaisa hai,
Kon kehta hai k tum CHAND jaisay ho,
Sach to ya hai k chand “TUMHAREY” jaisay hai..

Friendship SMS's of the day

zindage mien hameshah nae log melen ge

zindage mien hameshah nae log melen ge….
kaee zayada to kaee kum melen ge…
Aetabar zara soch ker karn
Mumkan nahien ke her jagah hum melen ge.

Friendship SMS's of the day

doston ki yaad

Do pal ki zindgi yuhin beet jayegi ,
kaali raat ke baad nayi suban aayegi,
agar doston ki yaad satayegi ,
to kasam se aapki yaad sabse pehle aayegi.

Friendship SMS's of the day

aas hai dost

Tere aane ki aas hai dost,
shaam phir kyon udas hai dost,
mehki hui fiza yeh kehti hai
tu kahin aas paas hai dost.

Friendship SMS's of the day

umar bhbr “Dosti

“Kanto” ke badle
“Phool” kya do ge…
“Aansu” ke badle
“Kushi” kya do ge…
Hum chahte hain Apse umar bhbr “Dosti”…
Hamary is “swal” ka
Jawab kya do ge…?

Friendship SMS's of the day

dosti par kabi shak na karna

Ik mulakat karo hum se anayat samag kar
har cheez ka hisab de ge hum kaimat samag kar
meri dosti par kabi shak na karna
hum dosti be karte hein ibadat samag kar.

Friendship SMS's of the day

Teri dosti nay bohot kuch sikha diya

Teri dosti nay bohot kuch sikha diya meri khamosh duniya ko jaise hansa diya
karzdar hun khuda ka jis nay mujhey tum jaise dost se mila diya

Friendship SMS's of the day

Agar Ham Dost Hotey

Agar Ham Dost Hotey
To Karam Ki Inteha Kartey
Tumhen Palkon Pey Rakhtey Ham
Tumhen Dil Men Basatey Ham
Agar Tum Rooth Jaatey To
Tumhen Kitna Manatey Ham
Jo Milney Tum Nahi Aatey
To Aa kar Khud Tumhen Miltey
Tumhari Laghzishon Ko Bhi
Hansi Main Ham Ura Detey
Agar Apni Khata Hoti
To Khud Ko Bhi Saza Detey
Magar Ye Sab Jabhi Hota
Agar Ham Dost Hotey To
Magar Itna Hi Jana Hey
K Tum Ney Aaj Tak Ham Ko
Paraya Keh Kar Jana Hey
Kabhi Hamdam Naa Mana Hey
Agar Ham Dost Hotey To

Friendship SMS's of the dayf

Aaj rehtay hain doston k dil me

Zindagi me rastay kaise b hon guzar jain ge.
1 din ham b chupke se mar jain ge.
Aaj rehtay hain doston k dil me yad ban k.
Kal anso ban k ankho se nikal jaynge.

Friendship SMS's of the dayf

Dosti pehli baarish ki boondo mein hai,

Dosti pehli baarish ki boondo mein hai,

Dosti khilte phoolon ki khushboo mein hai,

Dosti dhalte sooraj ki kirano mein hai,

Dosti har naye din ki umeed hai,

Dosti khawaab hai,dosti jeet hai,

Dosti pyaar hai,dosti geet hai,

Dosti do jahano ka sangeet hai,

Dosti har khushi,dosti zindagi,

Dosti tishnagi,dosti bandagi hai,

Dosti sang chalti hawao mein hai,

Dosti in barasti ghatao mein hai,

Dosti dosto ki wafao mein hai,

Haath utha ke jo maangi gayi hai dua,

Dosti ka asar un duao mein hai..!!!

Miss You sms of the day

jub b chand ko dkho

jub b chand ko dkho yaad karna humy
yeh sooch kar nahi k khubsurt hai wo,
yeh soch kar k kitna Tanha ha wo sitaro ki bheer main !

Miss You sms of the day

Phool murjha gaya per bahar wohi hai

Phool murjha gaya per bahar wohi hai,
door ho hum se par pyar wohi hai,
mana k mil nahin pate hum aap se,
magar in aankhon mai intzaar wohi he.

Miss You sms of the day

i miss you

>Dil dharkan k bina
>Jism rooh k bina
>Insan mohabat k bina
>Husn tareef k bina
>Phool khushbu k bina
>Or koi tumhare bina
Udaas ha!
I MISS U

Miss You sms of the day

AWAZ AYI HAR SANS K BAAD

RAAT HUI JAB SHAAM K BAAD,
TERI YAAD AYI HAR BAAT KE BAAD,
HUM NE KHAMOSH REH KAR BHI DEKHA,
TERI AWAZ AYI HAR SANS K BAAD.

Miss You sms of the day

dil ki qurbaton ko barha dia hai

Faaslon ne dil ki qurbaton ko barha dia hai
Aj uski yad ne besabab rula dia hai
Usko shikwa hai k muje yad nhi ati
Jis ki yad mein khud ko bhula dia hai!!

Miss You sms of the day

yääd jätänay k liye nähi höti

Her bäät sämjäne k liay nähi höti,
Zindägi hämaishä pänäy k liay nähi höti..
Yääd to hr pal ääti häi äpki Mägr,
Här yääd jätänay k liye nähi höti..

Miss You sms of the day

Pyar ka har farz ada kia

Teri berokhi ko bhi rutba dia hum ne.
Pyar ka har farz ada kia hum ne.
Mat soach k hum bhool gae hain tujhe.
Aaj bhi khud se pehle tujhe yaad kia hai hum ne.

Miss You sms of the day

Nikalte hei ansoo

Nikalte hei ansoo jub mulaqat nahi hoti,,
toot jaata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti ,,
teri jaan ki kasam jab tu na yaad aaye aisi koi raat nahi hoti.

‘Khushi’ se”Dil” ko aabad rakhna!!!
Aur “Gham” ko Dil se ‘Azad’ rakhna!!!
Hamari bus itni ‘Guzarish’ hai
ke hame bhul na jana “YAAD” rakhna!!! I MISS U?.?

Miss You sms of the day

juda rehna b azab lagta ha

Tuj se juda rehna b azab lagta ha,
tery pas rehna b khawab lagta ha,
hr wkt perhty hain tery naam ke tasbee,
tujy yad krna b sawab lgata ha.

Miss You sms of the day

miss you

Chand adhura h
Sitaro ke bina

Gulshan adura h
Bharo ke bina

samndar adhura h
kinaro ke bina, “OUR”

Jina adhura ap jese dost ke bina,
I” miss miss u”

Miss You sms of the day

“LOT ANA”

”LOT ANA”
Jab kabi tera dil ghabraye to lot ana,
Agar tuje meri yad aye to lot ana,
Kuch waqt acha guzra ha sath tumhare,
Woh waqt yad aye to lot ana

Miss You sms of the day

palko par izhar

Kab un ki palko se izhar hoga,
dil k kisi kone me hamare lie piyar .
guzar rahi ha har rat un ki yad ,
kabhi to un ko bhi hmara intezar hoga.

Miss You sms of the day

bhooley hain humain is tarah

Bhooley Hein Wo Kuch iS Tarha Sy Hmein.
Ub intezar Karna Humara Naseeb Ho Gaya
Na Jaany Koi Khata Ho Gai Shayad Ham sey
Ya KOI AOR Unkey Qareeb Ho gaya,

Miss You sms of the day

i miss you

I
M IS
S “U”
Dil karta hai har pathar pe likhoon I MISS U
or woh har pathar
apko maroon
ta k apko ye ehsaas to ho
k apki yaad kitna dard deti hai.

Miss You sms of the day

Dil udas hota hai

Kabhi to dil udas hota hai,
Halka sa aankhon ko ehsaas hota hai,
Chalakta hai meri bhi aankhon se aansu,
Jab aap logo se dur hone ka ehsaas hota hai.

Funny sms's of the day

SARDAR ki mangni

SARDAR ki mangni hoi usko pata chala k mangetar ka kisi se koi affair nhi tha to srdar ne ye keh kr mangni tor di k jab ye kisi or ki na hosaki to meri kya hogi

Funny sms's of the day

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.

Funny sms's of the day

sardar come to school

Sardar come to school with one black and one white shoes..
Sir: go home and change.
sardar : koi faida nahi sir, ghar mein b 1 black aur 1 white shoes ha,

Funny sms's of the day

sardar ko blankmessage

Sardar ko ek blank message aya, sardar ne usi number per phone kar k kaha
Kia tumhain maaloom hai tumharay phone ki ink khatam hogaye hai.

Funny sms's of the day

santa to police

Santa to police: Kal raat chor mere ghar se tv k ilawa sab saamaan le gaye
Police: tv kyon nahi le gaye?
Santa: tv to mein dekh raha tha na isliye..!!!

Funny sms's of the day

sardar to pilot

Ek sardar pilot se head phone cheen raha thaa,
Pilot: ye kia kar rahay ho?
Sardar: Ticket hum dein aur ganay too akela sun raha hai…!!!

Funny sms's of the day

2 boys with sardar

2 boys with Sardar were going on a Motor cycle,
Policeman gives hand to stop,
Sardar shouted! oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!

Funny sms's of the day

santa to banta

Santa: Oye tu har message Do dafa q karta hay?
Banta: Taa k tu aik Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay!

Funny sms's of the day

sardar ka interview

Ek sardar ji ka Electric Engineer ki post k liye interview tha.
Interviewer: Electric motor kaisay chalti hai?
Sardar ji: TorrRrrRrrRrrrrRrrr

Funny sms's of the day

sardar with wife

A sardar & his wife were waiting for train.
Itne me KHYBER MAIL aa gai.
Sardar bhag k train me charha or apni wife se bola: Jab KHYBER FEMALE aye to aajana .

Funny sms's of the day

amercian to sardar

American to Sardaji: Hamaray country main 90% shadiyan Email se hoti hain
Sardarji: kamal hai hamaray desh main 100% shadiyan Female se hoti hain

Funny sms's of the day

sardar k baapki death

Ek Sardar baap ki death pe buhut roya, phir uski sister ka phone aya. Phone sunkar wo aur bhi ronay laga. Logon ne pucha kyon ro rahay ho?
Sardar: meri behen k abbu ka bhi intiqaal hogaya.

Funny sms's of the day

sardar to doc

Sardaar: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke par to sakoon ga?
Doctor: Haan, bilkul.
Sardaar: To phir theek hai doc saab varna un-par aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.

Funny sms's of the day

saradr koo pyar hoo gaya

“Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?” “Haan yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!” “Kia kehti hay?” “Kehti hay ‘I LOVE U’ pata nahi ye kameena ‘U’ kon hay ?;-)